* Falling Down – Created a new SharePoint project
* Job Security – Written a LINQ query with over 30 lines of code
* The Sword Fighter – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with zero code changes
* Shotgun Debugging – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with a single character change
* The Mathematician – Defined 15 local variables with a single character name
* The Academic – Written 1000 lines of F#
* Spaghetti Monster – Written a single line with more than 300 characters
* Wild One – Mixed tabs and spaces for indentation more than 5 times in a single line
* The Organizer – Created a Solution with more than 50 projects
* The Portal – Created a circular project dependency
* The Multitasker – Have more than 50 source files open at the same time
* The Code Keeper – Uninstalled Resharper because it made you redundant
* Pasta Chef – Created a class with more than 100 fields, properties or methods
* Procedural Programmer – Created a method with more than 10 out parameters
* Steam Powered – Added Visual Studio as a Steam game
* The Poet – Written a source file with more than 10,000 lines
* The Enterprise – Build Solution took more than 10 minutes
* Highway to Hell – Successfully created a WCF service
* The Explainer – Written a comment with more than 100 words
* TPS Reports – Created a Crystal Reports Project
* Rage Quit – ALT+F4 after a failed bug fix
* Ooooh Shiny – Written 100 extensions methods
* Look Ma – Written an infinite Fibonacci generator using yield
* The Engineer – Killed a zombie with The Wrench
* The Architect – Created 25 Interfaces in a single project
* The Right Way – Test method is longer than the tested method
* The Defender – Checked every argument for null exceptions
* Pokemon Programming – Caught all the exceptions
* Black Magic – Implemented a RealProxy
* Gimme back my ASM – Used ILGenerator
* I’m Sorry – Created a new Visual Basic Project
* The SEO Expert – ASP.NET MVC Routing table with more than 100 routes
* The Matrix – Windows Forms with more than 100 controls
* The Daredevil – UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep
* Just a Test – Nested multiline C-style comments that caused a compilation error
* Warm Bath – Successfully consumed a non .NET SOAP web service
* Old School – Defined more than 100 static objects
* The Cloner – Copy-pasted more than 50 lines
* The Dependency – Referenced more than 30 projects
* Paying the bills – Imported a Visual Basic project
* First Hit – Included a Codeproject.com library into your project and it actually compiled
* Paula – Define a firstname field with value Brillant
* Every Option Considered – Created an enum with more than 30 values
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de calinf
26 ianuarie 2011, 12:20:06 în categoria Video
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lol
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poate ni le explici si noua pe astea mai tehnice:
* Job Security – Written a LINQ query with over 30 lines of code
* Highway to Hell – Successfully created a WCF service
* The Daredevil – UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep
Șmen Răspunde
In opinia mea:
* Job Security
LINQ - (language integrated query) iti da posibilitatea sa acceseszi informatii intr-o maniera delcarativa intr-un limbaj axat pe paradigma imperativa . Cu alte cuvinte in loc sa scri ditamai codul cu FOR-uri si IF-uri te folosesti te de ceva „syntactic sugar” prin care interoghezi datele . Sintaxa e asemanatoare cu cea din SQL.
Deci rolul LINQ-ului e de simplificare a codului ( si nu numai ). Acum daca cineva creaza o constructie LINQ lunga si alambicata atunci anuleaza scopul pentru care el a fost gandit, periclitandu-si astfel job-ul.
* Highway to Hell
WCF – Windows Comunicatoin Framework este un API ce face parte din .NET de la versiunea 3.. Este gandit pentru a ataca probleme ridicate de tehnologii SOA, REST, RPC , etc.. Are o curba de invatare destul de nasoala. Dupa parerea mea pare cam over-engineered . In mare poti sa te umpli de draci intr-un timp record cand lucrezi cu WCF
* The Daredevil
inca procesez :P
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Aha, avem un programator aici!
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